Celebrities

Holy crap Megan Fox Bikini

Megan Fox Bikini picsHoly crap! This is exactly what I needed to see today, actually this is what I need to see every day. Bear with me, I’m having trouble breathing. Anyone who thought that Megan Fox’s hotness was beginning to fade is out of their frickin’ mind. Here she is looking like a goddess emerging from the sea in her little black bikini. Civilizations build monuments to this kind of hotness. I can’t even put into words the feeling I have in my crotch right now, I’ve never experienced it before…. It’s like a team of coked up unicorns gangbanging a rainbow. See all pics http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=48277

Natalie Portman’s Perfect Little Booty

Natalie Portman

I’m going to assume that either these pictures of Natalie Portman in her thong are from some movie or someone has discovered the Garden of Eden and luckily for us had a cameraphone handy. I don’t really care, either way I’ve got a chub. Now that’s what my grandfather used to call a sweet ass!… Of the edible variety. He got a little senile near the end and wanted to eat chicks asses. After seeing these pictures I don’t blame him. Enjoy. hollywoodtuna.com